I don't know if LeBron is coming to New York but I do know that I'm disgusted.


It's not enough that my Knicks are all kinds of piss poor. Giving up twenty point leads* and then staging a little comeback, cutting it to nine, to make me consider one of the following:

1. What you want me to think: "You know, we're good enough to actually beat this team. Things didn't go our way, and if we just got this run going earlier, we would've beaten them."

2. The truth: "We suck. And the only reason we could cut the lead down to single digits is because people play a lot harder getting a twenty point lead than they do once they have it."

The truly disgusting thing about the Knicks right now is the fanbase.** The plethora of signs, man woman and child dressed in homemade BroKnick jerseys,*** even puppets!

The media fanfare would make you think New Yorkers weren't busy celebrating the greatness of the Yankees just hours earlier.****

Initially my hope for LBJ coming to New York was mutually beneficial. The Knicks need a leader, someone who desires greatness in winning and LeBron needs a global platform like New York.

But with so many fans and members of the media treating LeBron like he was their own personal Huggy Bear, there is no doubt that he does not need us.

Knicks fans once argued that LBJ in New York would give him iconic status. But he already has billboards in Midtown Manhattan! So if he can get all this media attention just from considering NY then maybe...

He's just using us.*****

At this juncture I feel like the nerd who the hot girl danced with just to make her boyfriend jealous.

I know there have been a lot of naysayers proclaiming this for quite sometime but I'm finally willing to face the music.

Perhaps all relationships are the same; show some TLC but never love em more than they love you.

*Including 40 points in the first quarter! If I played my 6 year old cousin in NBA 2k10, he'd prevent me from doing this.

**If you are a loyal reader, prepare yourself for a classic case of doubletalk. If this is your first time reading one of my articles, Welcome to Art Star! I'm ready to speak truth to power.

***I was surprised the Knicks Dancers weren't holding up signs saying "Sign the Contract, Baby."

****A-Rod and CC were courtside with Jay Z. Jay has either great foresight (Hmm, the Yankees might win it this year. Better make a theme song!) or his beef with Beanie Sigel is legit enough to fire a local radio host and Ryan Howard's bat.

*****And the brother is a smooth politician. He can love New York and not play for the Knicks. Even with all his love and respect for the "Mecca of Basketball", if he signs within the division he can play there twice a year!


Hello friends,


This week, JDub and I are duking it out over Duncan Jones' Moon, starring Sam Rockwell as a lonely astronaut trying to keep sane (and alive) on the final days of his three year term mining Helium 3 residue from moon rocks. If there was any consensus amongst the sci-fi bloggers this summer, it was that Jones' directorial debut could potentially be both a brilliant stand-alone film, as well as an amazing homage to major sci-fi benchmarks which preceded it.


While "Moon" wasn't the self-referential game of Where's Waldo? that, say, Wes Craven's "Scream" was, it kowtows pretty hard to the genre that fostered it. Jones' big three influences, of course, are "High Noon" (1952), "Outland" (1981), and "2001: A Space Odyssey" (1968). I'll pair "Outland" with "High Noon," since its story of a mining colony marshall out to round a posse before the big killers arrive is effectively just High Noon in Space. "2001" hangs heavy in the robot Gertie, the AI-gifted superintendent a la HAL 9000.


"Moon" largely succeeds at all its goals. Rockwell's performance is solid, and Jones does wonders with his sub-indie budget and attention to pacing. The real question for me, then, is why does Moon get so much love if it pulls so heavily from the genre parts bin? In the decade of really, truly shitty parodies (Meet the Spartans), remakes (Fame), and "re-imaginings" (Transformers 1 and 2...shit), should this pastiche get a pass?


Artists rip each other off all the time. Most people know about Monet vs. Manet, and literary critic Harold Bloom explicitly advocates in his essay "The Anxiety of Influence" that if you see something that inspires you, then give nary a second thought to unoriginality:


"weaker talents idealize; figures capable of imagination appropriate for themselves."

Translation: take that shit.



I'm not denying "Moon" its status as a great film. I love the damn thing, and I'm going out for the DVD as soon as its available, but what if -- playing devil's advocate -- this is what we've been afraid of this whole time? If the indies could find a way to do a pastiche so well, what happens when Hollywood finally does? Then they'll truly give up any desire to create new and original product. Shit, even "Avatar" -- James Cameron's magnum opus, "the likes of which we've never seen before" -- reeks of "Fern Gully." Maybe we have a moral obligation to ignore "Moon" from this point forward, if only to guarantee our children have a future before the silver screen that isn't dripping with 3D CGIgasms that clearly just photocopy Pixar movies (hey, Dreamworks), minus the wit, humor, heart, and quality?


What's a man to do?


Having premiered at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival, director Duncan Jones' "Moon" is an interesting type of SciFi/Thriller. The exotic moonscape setting and futuristic technology at the base play second fiddle to the intense introspective drama of the lead character, Sam Bell as played by Sam Rockwell of "Frost/Nixon" and "Choke."

As the only human staff present on a moon base which harvests 75% of the world's clean energy, Sam Bell is dependent upon Gertie, his robot companion, to fulfill most of his duties and for a source of companionship. Using Kevin Spacey as the voice of Gertie clearly invokes "2001, A Space Odyssey's" HAL, which allows for quite a deft misdirection. I felt myself waiting for this creepy-voiced robot named Gertie to turn out to be evil and ruin things for Sam. But in a twist I certainly wasn't expecting, Gertie became a willing and faithful accomplice in Sam's effort to escape the base.

There is much to say about the film's portrayal of the personal isolation Sam feels due to being alone on the moon. It's more than just the distance, time, or solitude: in fact, the technology which surrounds Sam and makes his life on the moon possible is, I would argue, the main source of his isolation--especially his isolation from himself.

As Sam lives out his three year contract at the lunar base, he communicates with Earth regularly. But because of technical difficulties with the satellite in lunar orbit, he is forced to record his messages before sending, and all replies from Earth must be recorded as well. This lack of live, real-time communication provides one layer of isolation, but Sam seems to find just enough human interaction in the recorded messages from his wife to get by.

It is not until the accident about two weeks before his scheduled return to Earth that Sam recognizes the full extent of his solitude. Having been saved from exposure to the vacuum of space by his own clone, Sam turns to Gertie (a piece of technology) asking for answers, but is instead met with deflection and refusal. At first, his own clone won't even talk to him either.

In desperation, he takes a lunar rover outside of the base's radius of interference and, turning to another piece of technology, tries to contact his wife and young daughter. Instead of reaching his wife, Sam reaches his daughter, who is now 15 years old and who also explains that her mother has since passed. Rather than lessening his apparent isolation, the phone call only serves to make clear to Sam just how isolated he's been all along.

There are clear parallels between this technological isolation and the pitfalls of using a machine as an intermediary for human emotional connection.

With "Moon," the technology is used deliberately to keep Sam in isolation, and to keep him blissfully ignorant of it all. The company which owns the lunar base has clearly gone to a great deal of trouble to construct a three-year life for each successive Sam Clone, implanting false memories of a family on Earth, jamming the lunar satellite to prohibit live transmissions, and having Gertie knowingly watch over it all.

With things like online social networking however, the goal is always to lessen someones isolation from society by providing a means for instant communication and exchange of information over any distance. Again, it is clear that things like Facebook and MySpace are quite useful for keeping in touch over long distances, but when these services are allowed to stand in for actual face-to-face human interaction, the kind of technological isolation Sam Bell experiences begins to creep into our lives.

On the subject of music in "Moon," I can say that I was very excited to hear more of Clint Mansell's film scoring work after becoming such a fan of his soundtrack to "Requiem for a Dream." Mansell's score for "Moon" did an impressive job of combining traditional, organically melodic piano lines with the classic dystopic futuristic screeching sound effects that seem to represent the film's struggle between the organic human and the technological machine.

However, other parts of Mansell's score deliver exactly the sort of pseudo-angelic tone clusters and minimalism we have all come to associate with film and film music depictions of space and space travel (think the very beginning of the intro to "Star Trek: The Next Generation"). I think Mansell could certainly have thought a bit more outside of the music box. Perhaps he could have used the same kind of post modern self-referential irony that Gertie's creepy voice and clear reference to "2001, A Space Odyssey's" evil HAL enriches the revelation that Gertie is in fact most interested in being helpful to Sam rather than a hindrance.

I also have this problem with the film's premise: it seems to me that no organization would ever create a base of operations, especially on the moon, which is staffed by only one person--clone or not. This point is crucial to the drama of the film, however, and it causes the word "contrived" to come to my mind.

In all, however, "Moon" is an exceptionally acted, beautifully shot and edited, and thoughtfully conceived film. Sam Rockwell's mostly solo performance is very compelling, the director's skill shows through, and Mansell's score is powerful as expected.

Stay tuned for my comments on WHayes' review and his on mine this time Monday.


Eight months after doing we did a Popcuts feature on Pflames, we were able to reconnect via the glory of Myspace.  He's been working hard in the studio to produce great tracks with refreshing beats and an experimental sound.  I had the pleasure of electronically sitting down with Pflames and going through the past year, the good, the bad, the judgmental rock crowd.  We got a hold of his latest demos and the exclusive release of his new single "I Won't Stop Rocking." In the words Pflames himself, "Make love and be wild."
 
Fire Clean by Pflames

Please Play my Demo by Pflames

I Won't Stop Rocking by Pflames




AS: Whats the story behind the stage name: Pflames?
P:    Pflames came from James Pflames which is what a homeboy who i used to do beats for started calling me way back in the day...my initials are JP and everytyme he would come through he would just call me Pflames or James Pflames cuz my tracks were hot and it just kinda stuck...i dropped the James just cuz it really had no place lol...Yea i wish I had some long drawn out story about how I came up with it or why its important but....nope lol

AS: Right now, who do you think is revolutionizing music/hip hop?  Why do you think so? What are they doing differently than the rest of the crowd?
P:    I'm a huge Kanye Fan I love that he always tries to push the envelope a little but...he stays true to his heart and I think it shows...ummmm...i think the new Jays-Z is great...it's motivational...it shows that mainstream hip hop can have a future...you don't have to trend hop to be successful....I think Drake is refreshing...He brings a fun element to the game...like he takes his craft seriously but he doesn't take himself too seriously...I think that's needed...but really I'm not listening to a whole lot of hip hop right now...not to sound like an ass but I'm stuck on the energy of the indie rock and kinda electro scene...I like the rawness and the emotion of their approach to song making...The Ting Tings, Justice, Empire Of The Sun...I'm fucking with that new Felix The Housecat...We All Wanna B Prince...lol i did a remix of that for a contest he was doing but didn't get that joint mixed n time to send it in.  I'm all about energy and emotion and I feel like a lot of people in hip hop aren't really trying to push the culture...their trying to push sales and ring tones...I don't really buy in to that...Kid Cudi...his shit is pretty fresh though...I guess I really didn't completely answer the question lol.

AS: Could you recap this past year; Where you've performed, who you've met, rhymes you wrote and any effects that the journey has had on your music?

P:   2009 in a nutshell has been a roller coaster ride...a lot of false starts but has turned out some great material for me though. I've pretty much taken the last few months off from performing to finish my album and get my house n order...also tho I'm putting together one of the coldest bands to hit the stage with ...I'm trying to dominate festivals next year...I'm going to be the Dave Matthews of hip hop lol.

My production crew Clinic Beats are working with Don Juan and Mizery Entertainment out of Kansas City, Mo which is opening doors...you know Juan is an indie Legend...Tech Nine, Yukmouth, QD3 and a host of others...we're working out the minor details right now but keep your eyes out for The Clinic

I think I'm rhyming better now than I ever have before...subject matter...the overall flow...is ridonkulous lol...one of my favorite songs that i wrote unfortunately wont be making the album...actually two joints...due to sample clearances will b left on the cutting room floor.  I have a song called Lonely People which is based off the Beatles Eleanor Rigby and tells the story of a teenage girl's suicide attempt...i think its my best storytelling effort...its  powerful record...who knows that one might accidentally find its way online...lol  The other is a joint called Monster which i sampled from Van Hunt's never to be released Blue Note album Popular...man I heard that joint and just thought it was sacrilegious not to flip it...that joint wins off sheer flow and intensity alone...damn copyright laws lol

I feel that everything I've endured the last year has made me more focused which I think shows in the music...my attitude when spitting as well as the attitude behind the beats...its a joyful aggression that i couldn't get rid of even if i wanted to...but i don't think I'd b who or where i am if i didn't encounter everything that I've encountered recently...The music flows better when Your heads on straight lol

AS: How did you pick the song(s) for the single release? When are they due out? How can we get a hold of them?
P:    I had the hardest time picking out what songs to lead with because i had so many to choose from and I wasn't sure which direction to come out the gate with...I didn't wanna go to left field right away, you kinda got to ease people in to some of that lol...We just shot a video to a joint called "I Won't Stop Rocking" which i think is going to be incredible...It's really just a good time kinda joint something you could bump on your way to the club...it's an anthem to help you get your fresh intact...get your mind right for a good time lol...then I'm following that with "If U Go" which is a very high energy pop record but pop in a good way lol not just pop for radio sake.

If U Go will be coming in November ... I also am re-releasing my warm up mixtape Negro Day: The Official Street Album October 15th as a free giveaway on my website www.pflames.ning.com

AS: What has you the most excited about the release of your new album?
P:    What I'm looking forward to the most is getting it out to the people. I've been working on these songs off and on for the last 2 years and I think they show a level of growth and maturity that's missing from music...hip hop especially. I put a lot of focus on song craft and musicianship as well.  I didn't approach it as let me make a great rap album or urban album, but let me see if i can make a great album period. I wanted to make a record that pleased all my senses and influences...and i think i succeeded...now I'm ready to present it and see if it leaves a mark with people
  
AS: What were some of the road blocks you hit during recording?
P:   Straight up the biggest problem i found working on this project was working with other people lol...I mean lining up features, well most of my features r singers, but finding the right singers for the songs and getting them in the studio was a bitch lol.  Trying to line up schedules and getting people to understand the project was a task.  I reached out to a lot of rock singers who as soon as they heard hip hop stopped taking me seriously, which was rather disappointing.  Or you would get the one's who would verbally commit but could never make it to the actual session, so I kinda had to revamp my approach to certain songs, but I think they turned out way better than my initial ideas, so I'd like to take this tyme to thank those who blew off sessions and turned up their noses when they heard the words hip hop...your lack of help has helped me make a classic...lol

I had alot of things going on through the making of this album though, family issues, right when I 1st started writing songs for the album my dad got diagnosed with prostate cancer and less than 48 hours later my mother had a major stroke...which totally fucked me up and took me out my zone for awhile...after i was able to regroup...i was able to deal with it i channeled those emotions and turned them in to some of my better songs like Lullaby on the album which I wrote after seeing my mother for the first time after her stroke...her whole right side was paralyzed and she could barely talk and we were still unsure if she would make it...let alone recover any of what she lost....

AS: In recording the new album, what did you learn anything about yourself?
P:    I learned that I'm capable of anything lol I learned to follow my own path regardless of what other people are doing, whether it's other artists, fans, strangers, people n my crew, I gotta do me at all tymes. I know that's an overused phrase these days but after seeing so many people struggle to fit in and be mediocre, I have to do what I'm doing for the benefit of music and the music and culture that I represent. I've fought so much adversity making this record from within my own camp or the local community who expects me to be a fake trap rapper or dancer that it forces me to listen to myself more intently...The main thing I've learned is that I'm willing to sacrifice popularity to achieve greatness....lol

AS: Is there anything you would like to tell our readers? 
P:   Yea...continue to support good music...check me out on my website and follow me on twitter.

Pflames Presents The "F" Word dropping December 2009
Cop It...Support It...Endorse It...Make Love and Be Wild - Pflames


Let's be sure we have the basic math worked out:

Mofo + Afro = Mofro

Front man JJ Grey writes about his childhood home in Florida, a lake called Lochloosa, while on tour in England. Or so he tells us as he politely taps out the intro melody/harmony on the electric piano. The title song from Mofro's 2004 album Lochloosa is one of their more popular pieces, and my favorite of all.

Lochloosa by JJ Grey and Mofro

The second time I saw Mofro live at the Neighborhood Theater in Charlotte, North Carolina, I was just finishing up in the little boys' room when they started playing it. I finished rapidly and elbowed my way into the standing room crowd back to two great friends and our PBR Tallboys.

The song's text is JJ's clear desire to return to his homeland of northern Florida, back to the huge old trees, the swamplands, the heat, and retreating away from commercial development.

I love the studio version of this song, and I listen to it frequently. Standing alone as a musical recording, it is excellent: dynamic, heart-felt, and full of soul. But because a simple audio recording can only appeal to one of our five human senses, I'm always left hanging and trying to recall my two experiences with the band in concert.

Hearing the studio recording of "Lochloosa" allows, I think, for easy and very effective understanding of the song's subject matter. Through my sense of hearing, I can construct my impression of JJ and his longing for home. The soul comes through the recording equipment, through the iTunes Store, through the mp3 data, and through my stereo loud and clear.

But as I was saying last week, art is about the creation of a connection between two people through a common emotional identification. When you take as many of the machines and computers out of the equation as possible seeing Mofro live, you also add four more sensory experiences to the blend that will become your connection.

Rather than simply hearing and understanding JJ's words and feeling a bit of his soul, the live experience allows you to hear the band and the crowd, see the stage and the people around you, smell and taste the beer, sweat, and joy, and feel the woofers resonating your skeleton.

While the studio recording of "Lochloosa" is carefully through-composed, their rendition of the song live is relaxed and spontaneous: the intro allowing for JJ to verbally connect with the crowd and tell the story of how the song came to be, the latter portions allowing for ripping trumpet, guitar, and tenor sax solos which are certainly missed on the album version. Mofro's live sound simply seems fuller, richer, and more complete than their album sound, especially with the addition of horns on stage.

The enormous ceiling fan forces fresher air down into a crowd of people who have long since ceased to be an audience to JJ Grey and Mofro. The band's connection with itself, its connection with the crowd, and the crowd's connection with itself in common identifcation with the text are all so complete that all are now a part of the whole art taking place.

Everyone has their own personal version of Lochloosa, the home of their childhood, their roots, and everyone knows the feeling of being separated from their Lochloosa. JJ Grey's brilliance as a musician is his ability to cause his guitar, harmonica, electric piano, etc to get out of the way of the art and allow a whole room of personal human connections to occur in the live setting. Because the "audience" is as invested in the emotion of the song as the band, the live experience of "Lochloosa" is an event of complete art. It ceases to be a song about JJ and his roots and becomes a song about all of our commonality in the human experience of having roots.

JJ Grey and Mofro are certainly worth hearing, but they're even more worth hearing live.


baby
Originally uploaded by lomokev
Four months ago, I met a girl who I knew was out of my league. The type of girl your insides just know is smarter than you, better educated, a better lay (they often are), has more fashionable clothes and cooler friends and could probably even beat you in a foot race if she had the chance. Telling you she’s beautiful would be redundant, and like any beautiful girl, she had a secret: fourteen months prior, she gave birth to her first child: a son. This story is about him.

I don’t think most of us wake up in the morning thinking about the miserable shit we’d like to befall our former neighbors, friends, or lovers. I'll go even further and suggest that no one plans on hating what we know another person loves -- but sometimes it turns out that way. Thus, I can’t shake the idea that sometimes we just aren’t supposed to like a motherfucker. Sometimes you just look down at 14 months of bouncing baby boy and think, “I wouldn’t mind if you fell down some stairs.”

I didn’t go into this blind. I play dumb sometimes -- better safe than sorry I figure -- but this time I knew full well what the stakes were. I knew what he meant to his mother: she adores him. We fast became friends, and she told me in a moment of heartbreaking vulnerability that he literally saved her from suicide. She didn’t know her purpose before him. Because of that knowledge, I never smile at him. I don’t want him feeling comfortable around me. The one time we made a connection, he giggled and wanted me to pick him up. A few minutes later he came back and hugged my leg. “He’s never done that to my guy friends before.” That would have been a good omen to a more honorable man, but I couldn’t bring myself to look at it so positively. I only saw a liability: if the kid likes you, then she’ll like you, and then you’ll have to get “serious.” Never that. Serious men are miserable, and I didn’t want to be a long-term serious man. Not this soon.

I don't know exactly when it started, but I think it was inevitable for my mood toward him to change from indifference to enmity. The straw could have been the day he paused from spinning around the living room to audibly shit his pants: something he found hilarious. Maybe it was the 7am Baby Einstein wake up calls (we both hated being alone, so I slept over sometimes); maybe their lie reflected my own. We were both faking it: those tapes wouldn’t make him any smarter, not even marginally, and no matter how tight I held her at night, I couldn’t convince myself that I was not, in fact, making a dangerous mistake. “Friend, my ass. This is how women get hurt,” I thought. “This is how bad relationships start.” Maybe I was jealous that he could be with the woman who loved him; the one who loves me is half a country away.

So here I am (or was, as it’s finally over), it’s morning again; I'm waiting for the bathroom. I’m looking at her drooling, slack-jawed, $10,000 paperweight, and can’t help but picture gently placing an index finger between his big, vacant eyes and pushing backward. I wonder if he’ll topple like a stack of alphabet bricks. He waddles over, carrying a little green cylinder. He was tired of sucking on it and wanted to roll it across the room. He looks up at me, and holds it out for me to play with, but his grip isn’t strong enough and it falls to the floor. He tries to pick it up, but my foot beats him to it: a little kick sends the thing clattering across the den. He looks hurt. I feel very satisfied.


sitting on wet sand
Originally uploaded by lomokev
Foreword by Darryl Ratcliff:

We live in a society that has rejected the idea of "black"and "white", right and wrong, good and evil. Most people don't even agree that such old-fashioned notions like "the truth" even exists. Perception is what rules our world, and not just any perception, but your perception. However, even though we believe we live in a world of technicolored gray - very rarely do we actually explore those real life experiences from which we draw these conclusions. In these series of stories we will explore what it is that makes our world grey, what inspires our moral relativism. Often we encounter moments in our lives that do not make sense - where our actions clash with our values - where what we thought we believed starts to crumble. Many times these moments are traumatic, sometimes they are funny, often they are surprising, but they are always moments where we are at our most human. Many of these stories will contain anti-heroes, will have no clear morals, and may very well be disturbing. Good.

The purpose of the Boundary series is to cause the reader to question, to empathize with another persons experience, and perhaps even be comforted by how deeply flawed we can be - how even really good people can do bad things - how we sometimes give in to our animal urges - how we are most often fully alive right at that point where we are in the greatest danger of losing our humanity.

We encourage all of our readers to dig deep within themselves and write down their own boundary experience(s) - at the very least comment on the experiences of others. If you do write a story you can send it to
artstarblog@gmail.com.

Thanks for supporting Art Star and always remember "you can't fake real".

-smartblackboy









Anyone following my posts for awhile know that I went to Pennsylvania this summer for a few weeks to do night photos in locations from my past. Since I returned to NC, where I now live, something shifted in my consciousness, sort of curtailing my obsessive shooting style, leaving me with more time on my hands, fewer images in my computer....not that I don't agree with the need to cut back the time behind a camera lens and get a life, but I found it kinda strange that about a month ago, I seemed called from within to San Francisco...another location that I lived for 6 years, back awhile ago.
My reason for making the trip was actually for another reason: to do a particular initiation with a spiritual master from India, on the weekend, up on a mountain top in Laytonville, 3+ miles north of SF. Figuring I was already all the way out there, I planned to stay with friends in the city for the following week.

Although the photographs I've chosen to show don't all have specific connections to the past experiences of living ther
e, the trip did take me back into my past again. Specifically, the apple orchard...I stopped in Sebastopol to visit friends on the way back down to the city, and got lost....pulled into that orchard to call for directions again and spent time shooting photos. The next day, as I was leaving he said, "By the way, that orchard you went into was the same one we all picked apples in for the apple juice we bottled and sold at the farmers market"....being location and directionally challanged, plus many years later on top of that, it was quite a shock to have been deposited squarely into my past, with camera in tow. A few days later, standing infront of an apartment I lived in on Potrero hill, on a whim I knocked on the door, only to have the tenant open the door and invite me in to look around when I told her about visiting previous homes I've lived in. I shot a few frames inside, however it was daytime, and it doesn't count for my night series.

So, another part of my past came forward for scrutiny and enjoyment. I'm not sure what any of this means, if anything, but it was fun hanging out there, exploring places photographically I knew from before and others that were new.


Many of our first experiences with the infamous and ever-popular "Auto Tune" came from hearing things like Daft Punk's "One More Time." In other words, many of us came to associate Auto Tune fringe electronica with purposefully non-human voices singing very simple, but very vague lyrics.

The thing about this song when it came out in early 2001 is that it fit neatly into a genre of music which is based entirely on its total dependence on the computers and machines necessary to create it. Sure, some of the music you hear in "One More Time" came from samples of people playing real instruments (probably), but the song itself is in no way a primary source of human-created art. All of the primary source material (the raw human voice vocals, the original samples, etc) are filtered through an electronic medium, and we therefore experience the materials as secondary sources.



Tonight begins the season before the glorious mission...the King in the Empire State.

Not that this is a throwaway season; just saying 2010 can't come soon enough.

It's a year where there are five teams (Celtics, Lakers, Magic, Spurs, and the Cavs) who are head and shoulders above the competition and a majority of the league doesn't have a chance. Most teams who are like this probably don't care that much because they're in the 2010 sweepstakes.* But what makes this season worth watching are those teams in puberty.

Remember that girl in your high school who had the braces and the acne but became AMAZINGLY good looking during college?

Or how sisters weren't really checking for you until you hit your growth spurt? That's where Atlanta, Portland, Chicago, Oklahoma City, Toronto, and Washington are. The first three are good enough to make the playoffs and the last three are intriguing enough to watch em try.

The table seems set for an epic Finals. Lakers- Cavs. Shaq and Kobe have their final confrontation,** LBJ and Kobe prove who is the best,***and Nike makes enough money to pay their shoemakers fairly.**** If you're a fan of epic showdowns, this has gotta be what you want.

Too bad it won't happen. In fact, I believe that the Cavs won't make it past the second round of the playoffs.

Here is my prediction for the East:

1. Boston
2. Orlando
3. Cleveland
4. Atlanta
5. Chicago
6. Washington
7. Toronto
8. New York
9. Miami
10. Detroit
11. Charlotte
12. Philly
13. Indiana
14. Milwaukee
15. New Jersey

Boston will sweep NY
Orlando takes it to the Raptors
Cleveland over Washington
Chicago over the Hawks

Boston gets the best in a rematch against Chicago from last year's thriller.
Orlando beats Cleveland again and the new Superman will dominate his predecessor.*****

Boston (if everyone is healthy) should thrash Orlando with defense, grit, and that hunger you just can't teach.

While I believe the Celtics will be in the Finals, they won't play the Lakers.

Yes, Kobe is the baddest ting alive, they're the defending champs but it's not the same squad. Honestly, I don't want to see Kobe and Artest play together; I want to see Artest guard Kobe. They had bad blood in the Rockets-Lakers series last year and I can't see them coexisting. Artest is known as a loose cannon and Kobe is known as a reserved, cold, assassin.******

This is how I see the West shaping up:

1. Spurs
2. Lakers
3. Portland
4. Denver
5. Dallas
6. New Orleans
7. Utah
8.Oklahoma City
9. Phoenix
10. Houston
11. Golden State
12. Clippers
13. Memphis
14. Minnesota
15. Sacramento

Spurs take OKC
Lakers brush Utah
Portland takes NO
Dallas disposes of Denver

Lakers over Portland
Spurs over Dallas

Spurs beat the Lakers. It's a mental sport and San Antonio has the best run team in the sport.

And that my friends is why I believe it will be Spurs-Celtics and the Spurs will win the championship.

Let the games begin...

*Obviously the Knicks are in this bunch and I worry for them and their fellow cellar dwellers who I don't think really have a plan B if they don't get a top-tier free agent. Could it be that the LeBrons and DWades of the world are merely flirting with them only to make their current teams jealous(read: pay them more)? I've built up so much anticipation for July 2010, if LBJ signs to another team, he may enter the Jordan-Miller-Mourning zone of hoopers I despise.

**Shaq might not retire but this is his last year in the playoffs unless he joins another contender.

***If you are over the age of 15 you understand that LBJ and Kobe are one of the best to ever do it. If you are under, you prolly think Jordan is overrated and didn't even blink when you heard Magic and Isiah aren't really friends.

****And still won't.

*****Shaq must take it personally that Dwight Howard calls himself Superman right? Seeing them play will probably feel like this.

******I don't care what any Laker fan might say. His teammates don't like him. One day psychologists will use "Kobe Doin' Work" to research Stockholm syndrome.






You don't know what to do with her.

This was three days ago. She stood atop the toilet, shaking her hips in a little victory dance, celebrating her hard-won dominance over he ergonomic shower head that refused not to leak. The way you watched must have been amusing (you should really polish that poker face), because she halted the shimmy in favor of throwing her hands above her head. You broke from examining the finer details of her little cotton underwear to see where the hands went. Upward: navel, breasts, collarbone, neck, jaw, lips -- pursed in a coy half-smile, nose, sleepy coffee eyes, dagger eyeliner like a giallo actress, thick eyebrows plucked into submission that's really more a blend of containment and appeasement, equally full hair that she won't wash when she goes on tour ("for good luck"), little gold bracelets, wrists, fingers calloused from a decade of pulling at a bass guitar and a cello before that, all in a ball except for the middle ones. Not a bad way to get flipped-off. It made you smile back.

"Not before tour," she reminds you. You should tell her next time that its only a myth for boxers so it definitely doesn't apply to mid-level rockstars. Nevertheless, you comply.

The chivalrous thing to do is help her down, so you wrap your arms around her -- one at the waist, one mid-thigh, and gently raise her, being careful not to bump her head like last time ("Fuck! No, I'm fine."). She's lighter than expected, so you let one arm dangle. Now it's just you and her waist and that little cotton barrier that's riding up a little courtesy of your forearm, exposing a patch of warm, soft skin you imagine a thousand ways to touch. The kiss is imminent, but doesn't happen -- things lead to each other and it's better this way. Restraint. Your strength holds all the way to the couch, none of that damn shiver from straining a muscle group too hard, and you could even navigate the narrow hallway and its vinyl land-mines without breaking eye contact. It feels good, like you did something manly, like you're as strong as you should have been all along.

You sink into the couch and press play and Audrey Hepburn says something about being the "world's champion blind lady" and you wonder what Charlene would look like with Audrey's haircut. It's a little high in the back. Brings out her ears though. She's in your lap. The hairs on the back of her neck bristle, and you lean in to kiss her goosebumps away.


(photo courtesy Marina and the Diamonds)



I wrote a facebook status that read “someone died tonight…I was there…and we were all dancing.” Ten hours later someone wanted to know whether I meant it literally. Around 3 a.m. at a party that probably violated many city laws, a girl either jumped or fell from a roof. Whether she died or was just severely injured – I have no idea. However, I know that no one in my group of 10 really cared. And that today I am struck by how inured we can be to human suffering, in fact, the very sad reality of human tragedy. When the girl fell, we had only been at the party maybe 2 or 3 minutes, but had each just paid $10. Our greatest concern as people were fleeing to their cars, afraid of the police and being found at the scene of the blood, was getting our money back.

We raced around the parking lot, looking from face to face, trying to find the person who took our money. He was inside of the house, visibly shaking, and when we confronted him – he literally almost threw our money back. His said,”a girl just fell from the roof, how can you worry about something petty.” He was right, but I felt a certain satisfaction and in fact a small triumph as I slipped my twenty back into my pocket. This night had become a metaphor for the sweet life. Earlier I had a moment of intense depression. I had journeyed to my old school, visited old friends, witnessed the death of one of my favorite galleries, and now here I was with a chance to win my night back, and even if a drunken girl fell from a roof at a party – I wasn’t ready to call it quits.

Walking quickly, still a bit intoxicated, perhaps slightly in shock and overwhelmed by it all, we fled to our cars as the ambulance came. We drove to a friend’s apartment with a great view of downtown, and we danced. Afrobeat, salsa, meringue, Harvey milk projected on the blinds, white Christmas lights, cans of millerlite, beautiful girls in garters, guys excited to meet the satorialist, in the early morning, hidden in Dallas, strangers one and all, we danced. We basked in the hormones that watching death gives off, and our hearts beat, and we felt part of something, breathless, full of wonder, we danced and it was exactly the type of moments that young artists hope for.

Yet, the weird feeling, the thing that kept bothering me, was that a girl did die. And her death was inexplicably tied to my night being redeemed. That without her presence, this mysterious extra member, this night would not have crossed the edge into sublimity. Without her, our dancing would not have had meaning. I would not be here struggling to make sense of youthful exuberance interrupted by mortality. I would not be trying to understand my own selfish attempts to shake jadedness in order to feel alive. But perhaps the most important thing is that the night was beautiful and the moment did have weight and that it was joyous, and pure, and mysterious.

And that someone did die tonight, and that I was there, and we were, indeed, all dancing.


Free Blog Counter